Mr. Cheese stick man thing,

   Is it possible to have a mechanical squirrel tail attached to your tail bone and have some nerves wound around it so that you can control it? I just thought that could be a rather cool thing to have. Plus it would make the uber coolest belt if need be.

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Mr. or Ms. person,

   Sure it's possible.  They haven't really caught on yet in our galaxy, but mechanical/prosthetic tails are all the rage in Andromeda. If you think it's worth the trip, you just might start a new trend here.

~Kevin

Kevin,

     I'm offended by cheese products.

Never coming back

Never,

     I try to be open minded, but I'm afraid there's no hope for you. I wish you luck in your search for a second opinion, as I know you're not coming back to read this.

     ~Kevin

Hey Man,

     Something weird is happening to my head.  The back of my throat hurts and my nose is starting to leak this weird fluid.  Is my head starting to dissolve?  How do I stop it?

Melting

Don't panic, Melting.

     You aren't actually coming apart.  That's just your body's natural reaction to inhaling tiny particles of something that it doesn't like.  Just stop letting them in, and whatever is already there will work its way out in a day or two.

     ~Kevin

Mr. Cheese Man?

     My friend down the street gets a dollar from the tooth fairy every time he loses a tooth.  But I only get a quarter.  Do I have grounds to sue?

Poor and Toothless

Sorry Toothless,

     Your argument won't hold up in court.  It's not discrimination; it's a matter of exchange rates.  Since pixies like the Tooth Fairy are so much smaller than us, their national boundaries are a lot closer together and a little more random than our own.  Even though you live down the street, she probably crossed 2 or 3 borders between your homes.  You could try moving your bed across the room or leaving your teeth in a different room.  As a warning, the Tooth Fairy cannot legally accept your teeth from under your friend's pillow.

     ~Kevin